Whiteknight cuck satire thread

ortharzeal

EteRnal Evil.
I think that a new topic for every subsequent set of images would be too rich. In this thread I'll be collecting and maybe (not) making satiric memes/creative writing/vids/whatever aimed at shaming cucks.

You're welcome to contribute to the collection too, of course, just no visual shock content, illegal shit and rumours about the staff.

Found this on r/braincels. IMHO, good one.
 

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lordoftheincels

Incels.Net Master
Life is good and great. I am alpha, confident, and positive. 2020 could not be any better. I am living the dream. Have about 2000 facebook friends with female cartoon pictures as avatars. LGBT utopia acheived. I roleplay each day and cyber sex with them. On demand sex its like a utopia. They all have female pics so its like a utopia. Even though IRL they look male not even on hormones or anything. And IRL live nowhere near me but I have it made, because...: On demand sexting, haven't even gotten blocked since a month ago. Also one time I chatted to a chick (born female) on VR one time. Life is good.
 

lordoftheincels

Incels.Net Master
I got 1000 dollars saved up. Got hope for the future. At this rate I will have 7000 dollars in 7 years. In 7 years I will be able to afford a sex robot and finally know what it feels like to put my dick in a vag. Can't wait. Everything is awesome!!!



Also, sexbots are good because its evil to lust after real girls. But...now that I think about it...?? sexbots are still objectification of women. Which means I'm a bad person after all. I guess the only solution for me is to go asexual and do chastity. But chastity is a form of a fetish, fetish is objectification therefore bad, therefore I'm a bad person no matter what I do...I need to submit to the temple of Gyna to seek counsel upon my actions.
 

lordoftheincels

Incels.Net Master
tremor said:
As incel as that man is I can't even go gay for that. Beards a turn off for me. I remain hopelessly incel, can't even go gay for men like that, guess he's stuck being incel, guess I'm stuck being incel, cause wouldn't go gay for that anyway. The facial expression I like, sufficiently dumb-looking and bimbo enough to turn on, but the beard is too much. Causes a cognitive dissonance, turnin' my weinie from an outie to an innie. Cheap and American way of 5 minute sex-change I suppose.
 

ortharzeal

EteRnal Evil.
lordoftheincels said:
As incel as that man is I can't even go gay for that. Beards a turn off for me. I remain hopelessly incel, can't even go gay for men like that
JFL. Volcel if you wouldn't. MGTOW if you would.
guess he's stuck being incel, guess I'm stuck being incel,
Tfw in 2019 you can be married to a woman(mtf?) and still be incel.
 

lordoftheincels

Incels.Net Master
tremor said:
lordoftheincels said:
As incel as that man is I can't even go gay for that. Beards a turn off for me. I remain hopelessly incel, can't even go gay for men like that
JFL. Volcel if you wouldn't. MGTOW if you would.
guess he's stuck being incel, guess I'm stuck being incel,
Tfw in 2019 you can be married to a woman(mtf?) and still be incel.
Sexless marriages are the literal worst. Just a heaping pile of obligations with no reward.
 

ortharzeal

EteRnal Evil.
lordoftheincels said:
Sexless marriages are the literal worst. Just a heaping pile of obligations with no reward.
Also a heaping pile of fat in your bed.
Heck, reddit cucks have even arranged a separate sub r/deadberooms for that thing. Lifefuel tbh tbh, better incel paying tribute through taxes, than incel paying tribute through taxes and directly to le "significant one". And these are the virgin shamers, such a joke.
 

lordoftheincels

Incels.Net Master
tremor said:
lordoftheincels said:
Sexless marriages are the literal worst. Just a heaping pile of obligations with no reward.
Also a heaping pile of fat in your bed.
Heck, reddit cucks have even arranged a separate sub r/deadberooms for that thing. Lifefuel tbh tbh, better incel paying tribute through taxes, than incel paying tribute through taxes and directly to le "significant one". And these are the virgin shamers, such a joke.
One time i got a boner at a fat chick, thought she loved me but I guess not. Probably one of those self-loathing types who hates that I would get a boner at them.

Fat trogyldyte in my bedroom as my last resort though. Probably jump off a bridge before dating a fat male troglyodyte, fat female trogyldote my last resort option.

My actual prerefence is one of those petite chicks. Not pedο but maybe 18 or 17 or so. Other prefence a girl as tall as me maybe like a dominatrix, not one of those fat ones though. But fat one if no other option.
 

ortharzeal

EteRnal Evil.
lordoftheincels said:
One time i got a boner at a fat chick, thought she loved me but I guess not. Probably one of those self-loathing types who hates that I would get a boner at them.
Almost all women are self-hating and have to cope hard. They want Chads but seldom happen to be Stacy. But for that, fakeup industry would never have grown this big.
 

lordoftheincels

Incels.Net Master
tremor said:
lordoftheincels said:
One time i got a boner at a fat chick, thought she loved me but I guess not. Probably one of those self-loathing types who hates that I would get a boner at them.
Almost all women are self-hating and have to cope hard. They want Chads but seldom happen to be Stacy. But for that, fakeup industry would never have grown this big.
I think women wear makeup because their sex-drives are higher than men. You don't see men going around in booty shorts and belly shirts.

People say its men who thirst but its women who thirst. The only men who thirst are gays. To thirst you need a mouth. The vag is a mouth. Men hunger. Vagina is like a taco.

Also oxytocin makes you thirsty. You produce oxytocin by touching your nipples. Women have more sensitive nipples. Therefore women thirst. Also, if women have more oxytocin why don't they love, its supposed to be the love hormone.
 
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