What would you do if you were a billionaire?

[unfixable]

Personally, I would move to Japan. That place would be like heaven for a misanthrope like me. Japanese are super polite and respectful, everybody's minding their own business so they don't bother you, they don't even talk to you, especially if you're a foreigner (I've heard there's a lot of racism against non-japanese people but it's like a polite kind of racism which means they just ignore you and that's great!) they are super clean and organized, nobody robs you in the street, they have the best food (I've never tried it tho cuz I live in shithole southamerica) , they have legal prostіtution, I mean what else do you want?
If I was a billionaire in Tokyo I would spend my days in my nice apartment playing videogames, surfing the web, eating the best food, having sex with the best escorts, smoking cigars, and maybe I would go out every once in a while and enjoy some of the gorgeous places the city has to offer (accompanied by my entourage of bodyguards just in case the Yakuza tries to kidnap my ass or something) XD

 

[Blobed]

if I were a billionaire I would open my own animation and Dubbing studio
I think some mangas Deserve a good anime adapitation , also some old animes Deserve a remake

 

[unfixable]

if I were a billionaire I would open my own animation and Dubbing studio
I think some mangas Deserve a good anime adapitation , also some old animes Deserve a remake

Consider me an investor for your company then

 

[Lordgoro]

Id become a James Bond level Villain, with an army of willing thugs, and manipulate the world(hopefully)...

 

[unfixable]

Id become a James Bond level Villain, with an army of willing thugs, and manipulate the world(hopefully)...

good luck dealing with the Kyles XD

 

[Lordgoro]

HOPING id be a better mastermind then HIM!!

 

[unfixable]

HOPING id be a better mastermind then HIM!!

The wheelchair was his downfall XD

 

[Lordgoro]

HOPING id be a better mastermind then HIM!!

The wheelchair was his downfall XD

and the kitty. although the kitty was smarter! haha!!

 

[incellus]

Having a billion dollars would be a big hassle. You'd need a team of accountants and lawyers just to administer your financial empire. I guess I'd go into philanthropy to reduce my fortune to a more manageable several million dollars, well diversified into both paper and physical assets (like gold).

 

[unfixable]

Having a billion dollars would be a big hassle. You'd need a team of accountants and lawyers just to administer your financial empire. I guess I'd go into philanthropy to reduce my fortune to a more manageable several million dollars, well diversified into both paper and physical assets (like gold).

sounds too complicated, I'd rather stay poor

 

[Lordgoro]

ID dismantle society. fuck em!! Id FIND a way!!

 

[brokendog45]

Buy any kind of guns to go ER in GTA IV

 

[Lordgoro]

WHY risk yourself? Hire an ARMY of psychos instead, from a non extradition country!! Like a BOSS!!

 

[The End]

Gotta go with the obvious...

 

[SpiritAnimal]

I would move to mexico and live in a castle.

 

[RelapseCel]

I'd buy Africa.

 

[unfixable]

I would move to mexico and live in a castle.

dat one?

 

[wizardcel]

I would relocate to Switzerland and live there for the rest of my life. I'd spend my days cycling, hiking, I might even learn how to make cheese. I'd also occasionally fuck prostitutes in the Netherlands.

 

[StoicNihilist]

Buy a modestly sized condo with a view in the city:



And one of these in the countryside:




Then keep the rest of my money stored in various banks and spend it wisely. I'd probably give a fair bit if it to my father and brother as well.

Apparently it's very common for people who suddenly acquire vast amounts of money to ruin their lives with it and lose it all in a few years. I simply can't envision that happening to me though. Losing it all to drugs, gambling, and prostitutes implies people would even be willing to hang out and have sex with me in the first place.

 

[unfixable]

Apparently it's very common for people who suddenly acquire vast amounts of money to ruin their lives with it and lose it all in a few years. I simply can't envision that happening to me though

Same

Losing it all to drugs, gambling, and prostitutes implies people would even be willing to hang out and have sex with me in the first place.

If you have money people will become very friendly regardless of your looks haha