[Serious] What am I supposed to do if I ever get laid? How tf do I hide the fact that I haven't done it before?

Wristlet_2

"The only thing I could do was even the score."
I have unfortunately reached an age, with which it is no longer a possibility to be straight forward about the fact I'm a virgin. As a teen, it of course makes sense to say it, no one is going to blame you. During early 20s... Well, I was also ashamed back then, but now I think it wasn't so bad, at that age I'd still consider saying the truth. But at 27 it is just not a possibility not to lie and pretend I've had relationships and sex before.

I am looksmaxxing and of course hope to get laid as a result. Otherwise it's the rope. But if I do get laid, wtf do I do lol. My plan always was to just pretend I was one of those guys who suck at it despite being experienced. Most chads are dumb after all. But idk, I think it may be too obvious. I was reading in some spanish forum about girls talking about their first time having sex, most of them when they were like 15 (for the ERfuel), and they all say the first time was ridiculous. So of course that means I'd look ridiculous. Fuck this ѕhit man.
 

wizardcel

Incels.Net Regular
But at 27 it is just not a possibility not to lie and pretend I've had relationships and sex before.
I didn't know you're an oldcel. The problem here is that all girls, no matter how ugly, will have had sexual experience by the time they're 18. The only way out is to practice with prostitutes.
 

Grotesque

Incels.Net Novice
Women know when you're inexperienced, don't even try hiding it. You can only hope she's willing to put up with it because you're attractive or paying her enough. Like Angryethnic says, you're a prime candidate for escorts, at least it would help you with this hurdle.
 

PolishChadlet

Incels.Net Novice
I have unfortunately reached an age, with which it is no longer a possibility to be straight forward about the fact I'm a virgin. As a teen, it of course makes sense to say it, no one is going to blame you. During early 20s... Well, I was also ashamed back then, but now I think it wasn't so bad, at that age I'd still consider saying the truth. But at 27 it is just not a possibility not to lie and pretend I've had relationships and sex before.

I am looksmaxxing and of course hope to get laid as a result. Otherwise it's the rope. But if I do get laid, wtf do I do lol. My plan always was to just pretend I was one of those guys who suck at it despite being experienced. Most chads are dumb after all. But idk, I think it may be too obvious. I was reading in some spanish forum about girls talking about their first time having sex, most of them when they were like 15 (for the ERfuel), and they all say the first time was ridiculous. So of course that means I'd look ridiculous. Fuck this ѕhit man.
Just jack off couple minutes before the action and you'll be alright
 

NoHopeNoFear

Tathāgata
Wristlet_2 said:
I have unfortunately reached an age, with which it is no longer a possibility to be straight forward about the fact I'm a virgin. As a teen, it of course makes sense to say it, no one is going to blame you. During early 20s... Well, I was also ashamed back then, but now I think it wasn't so bad, at that age I'd still consider saying the truth. But at 27 it is just not a possibility not to lie and pretend I've had relationships and sex before.

I am looksmaxxing and of course hope to get laid as a result. Otherwise it's the rope. But if I do get laid, wtf do I do lol. My plan always was to just pretend I was one of those guys who suck at it despite being experienced. Most chads are dumb after all. But idk, I think it may be too obvious. I was reading in some spanish forum about girls talking about their first time having sex, most of them when they were like 15 (for the ERfuel), and they all say the first time was ridiculous. So of course that means I'd look ridiculous. Fuck this ѕhit man.
Just jack off couple minutes before the action and you'll be alright
he won't ascend
it's over
 

RelapseCel

Incels.Net Master
Someone told me to fuck them from behind and aim 2 inches under the arsehole. The lesson being that you would seem inexperienced if you had trouble finding the hole. The other plan is make sure your both drunk first and just try and act or tell her you were more drunk than you actually were to excuse anything you did wrong.
My biggest problem is premature ejaculation tho. On the occasions I did get sex it didnt last very long unless I was smashed on drugs and you cant be smashed on drugs 24 7 on the off chance you might get laid.
 

TournelHenry

Incels.Net Novice
You don't have to be ashamed about anything. It's not your fault that you're still a virgin.
(I believe virginity is a social construct anyway)
Be yourself.
Anyone that wants to make fun of you for something that isn't in your control is a dumb piece of ѕhit
 

Solo Disident

Incels.Net Novice
I have unfortunately reached an age, with which it is no longer a possibility to be straight forward about the fact I'm a virgin. As a teen, it of course makes sense to say it, no one is going to blame you. During early 20s... Well, I was also ashamed back then, but now I think it wasn't so bad, at that age I'd still consider saying the truth. But at 27 it is just not a possibility not to lie and pretend I've had relationships and sex before.

I am looksmaxxing and of course hope to get laid as a result. Otherwise it's the rope. But if I do get laid, wtf do I do lol. My plan always was to just pretend I was one of those guys who suck at it despite being experienced. Most chads are dumb after all. But idk, I think it may be too obvious. I was reading in some spanish forum about girls talking about their first time having sex, most of them when they were like 15 (for the ERfuel), and they all say the first time was ridiculous. So of course that means I'd look ridiculous. Fuck this ѕhit man.
are you from Spain? Im in the same situation but Im like 33 almost 34. Imagine if i ever get laid. The riddilculdness of it. There is no way I will be able to hide it.
But worst part is that my crippling anxiety would porbably make me puke in the face of the foid is we ever start some action. Yup, as bad as it sounds... ROPE
 

Wristlet_2

"The only thing I could do was even the score."
Wristlet_2 said:
I have unfortunately reached an age, with which it is no longer a possibility to be straight forward about the fact I'm a virgin. As a teen, it of course makes sense to say it, no one is going to blame you. During early 20s... Well, I was also ashamed back then, but now I think it wasn't so bad, at that age I'd still consider saying the truth. But at 27 it is just not a possibility not to lie and pretend I've had relationships and sex before.

I am looksmaxxing and of course hope to get laid as a result. Otherwise it's the rope. But if I do get laid, wtf do I do lol. My plan always was to just pretend I was one of those guys who suck at it despite being experienced. Most chads are dumb after all. But idk, I think it may be too obvious. I was reading in some spanish forum about girls talking about their first time having sex, most of them when they were like 15 (for the ERfuel), and they all say the first time was ridiculous. So of course that means I'd look ridiculous. Fuck this ѕhit man.
are you from Spain? Im in the same situation but Im like 33 almost 34. Imagine if i ever get laid. The riddilculdness of it. There is no way I will be able to hide it.
But worst part is that my crippling anxiety would porbably make me puke in the face of the foid is we ever start some action. Yup, as bad as it sounds... ROPE
ѕhit man..................

yeah im from spain
 

Wristlet_2

"The only thing I could do was even the score."
You don't have to be ashamed about anything. It's not your fault that you're still a virgin.
(I believe virginity is a social construct anyway)
Be yourself.
Anyone that wants to make fun of you for something that isn't in your control is a dumb piece of ѕhit
thanks boyo but you know how foids are
 
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