Phrases you will never hear from a girl thread

Mainländer

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"I assume the responsibility for *bad stuff I've done*, apologize for it and I'm willing to take action to make up for it."

"I didn't really want to do it, but since you've been so good to me, I'm thankful and feel like I own you that much, so let's do it."
 

OysterSauce

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"It really doesn't bother me how you're staring at my chest with glazed eyes and foaming at the mouth. It actually turns me on. You clearly have a gigantic penis, too. Let's have instant dreamy porno sex with no emotions or responsibilities attached, right here, right now."
 
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