No one will mourn us after we rope

GaelicPeasant92

Incels.Net Junior
After attending a few funerals recently this has become a hard pill to swallow, it is a direct result of inceldom and not having children.
Our siblings and nephews will attend our funeral just as a sign of respect without any real sorrow whereas Chad will have a clan filled with tears at his funeral, even if he was a bad person he will get a big crowd at his funeral. I won't even have enough men to carry my roped corpse at my funeral, the funeral directors will have to help. What a disastrous existence i am cursed with.
 

crippledman.287

Incels.Net Master
After attending a few funerals recently this has become a hard pill to swallow, it is a direct result of inceldom and not having children.
Our siblings and nephews will attend our funeral just as a sign of respect without any real sorrow whereas Chad will have a clan filled with tears at his funeral, even if he was a bad person he will get a big crowd at his funeral. I won't even have enough men to carry my roped corpse at my funeral, the funeral directors will have to help. What a disastrous existence i am cursed with.
I only wish the chads and toilets get to die fast. I don't mind if the world mourns them more than my death will. I want to see one hell of a mourning. Hopefully, coronavirus will put on a big show for me real quick in my neighborhood. I am thinking of buying some nice suit(s) for the funerals.. There would be many I hope...
 

Saint Escortcel

Major
Saint Escortcel said:
It doesnt matter who goes to the funeral cos you wont be able.to see it lol
why bro? I believe I will be the only one there and some religious assholes. most will be scared and ducked in their rooms...I may not be able to see people mourn them in the open though.. but I will post pics here...So my fellow bros can enjoy..
Makes no sense bro if im dead im not gonna expect people to show up and visit me visit me when im alive ....
 

KhhvForEternity

Incels.Net Master
After attending a few funerals recently this has become a hard pill to swallow, it is a direct result of inceldom and not having children.
Our siblings and nephews will attend our funeral just as a sign of respect without any real sorrow whereas Chad will have a clan filled with tears at his funeral, even if he was a bad person he will get a big crowd at his funeral. I won't even have enough men to carry my roped corpse at my funeral, the funeral directors will have to help. What a disastrous existence i am cursed with.
As long as I can have the sweet release of death I couldn't give less of a ѕhit.
 

KhhvForEternity

Incels.Net Master
After attending a few funerals recently this has become a hard pill to swallow, it is a direct result of inceldom and not having children.
Our siblings and nephews will attend our funeral just as a sign of respect without any real sorrow whereas Chad will have a clan filled with tears at his funeral, even if he was a bad person he will get a big crowd at his funeral. I won't even have enough men to carry my roped corpse at my funeral, the funeral directors will have to help. What a disastrous existence i am cursed with.
This as well as my extremely strong self preservation instinct may be the only thing keeping me going.
 

Cryptoknight

Blarghonism
Who wants people to pity your death and cry by your vessel of wood? Not me, I'd rather paid fools to carry my decrepit body to it's final resting place. No fucks given, I'm dead and it's not like I'll be looking down on them... I'd rather be haunting the fuck outta them...
 

Lordgoro

Crazy as charged
Id NEVER want to be BURIED, and just worm food... either CREMATION for me, but ideally, Id prefer someone drop my corpse in the deep desert, so coyotes and animals can make use of my body, and in a way, im giving back to nature.. seems fitting
 

BrettyBoy

Locally undesired. Verbal, not violent.
I’m not truecel though so in my case, family would be there.
 

Required

Well-Known Asshole
When god lost his son, he knew he would get him back in a few days. He didn't have to mourn not even for a second. So what does that make us? When we know more about PAIN, then the most powerful being, in the universe!
 
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