1. AccountError

    The reason why old women tend to be nicer [PETCELS STAY OUT]

    in short: because they know you're not a viable sexual partner their eggs are long gone and thus don't need to care about sexual selection it's why young women are extremely aggressive when it comes to who can hang around them THIS is also why pets are nice to you, because you're not a sexual...
  2. R

    Pets only obey non-ugly owners

    So ugly that even they cannot comprehend whether you are human or foe.