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    I Came Back From A Barbecue...

    ...and that young foid was so tasty. She was barbecued to perfection in minecraft. I ate her thigh and her rump. Mmmmmmm... Tasted like pork. I'm just kidding you guys. I always get banned for the stupidest reasons. Why me? God is playing a cruel joke on me. Fuck my life.